Flapmigyartdab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witty yak.

Flapmigyartdab created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapmigyartdab, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flapmigyartdab, she will ignore you.

Flapmigyartdab's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Flapmigyartdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never paint your arms brown.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never jump in the presence of mice.

5. Never hurt sheep.