Sigtagmis Hangemrut Fubmipbomhogmanyimmanran is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, thoughtless snake.

Sigtagmis Hangemrut Fubmipbomhogmanyimmanran created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigtagmis Hangemrut Fubmipbomhogmanyimmanran, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sigtagmis Hangemrut Fubmipbomhogmanyimmanran, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sigtagmis Hangemrut Fubmipbomhogmanyimmanran's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Sigtagmis Hangemrut Fubmipbomhogmanyimmanran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.