Kenbegvabnadtonkdidlogfag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, awesome cow.

Kenbegvabnadtonkdidlogfag created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenbegvabnadtonkdidlogfag, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kenbegvabnadtonkdidlogfag, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kenbegvabnadtonkdidlogfag's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Kenbegvabnadtonkdidlogfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not hurt sheep.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kenbegvabnadtonkdidlogfag.

5. Always wear yellow.