Bagnartbod is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying raven.

Bagnartbod created dark energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Bagnartbod, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bagnartbod, he will turn you into a mole.

Bagnartbod's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bagnartbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. Do not kill bats.

4. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never look at galaxies.