Rulgarbod is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, moody eagle.

Rulgarbod created tapeworms five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulgarbod, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Rulgarbod, he will destroy your home planet.

Rulgarbod's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Rulgarbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not make images of living things.