Pas is a god.

She takes the form of a small, vain shark.

Pas created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pas, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pas, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pas' most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Pas' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not speak about gooseberries.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never eat bananas.