Fudfligfun Buscumtail is a god.

It takes the form of a large, humorless chicken.

Fudfligfun Buscumtail created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudfligfun Buscumtail, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fudfligfun Buscumtail, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fudfligfun Buscumtail's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Fudfligfun Buscumtail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. You must pray to Fudfligfun Buscumtail four times a day.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.