Rutbellsabpon is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, blissful camel.

Rutbellsabpon created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutbellsabpon, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rutbellsabpon, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rutbellsabpon's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Rutbellsabpon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick frogs.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Never sing in holy places.