Xuckgenpinhenpibyogtadbim is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, duplicitous bird.

Xuckgenpinhenpibyogtadbim created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckgenpinhenpibyogtadbim, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Xuckgenpinhenpibyogtadbim, she will turn you into a worm.

Xuckgenpinhenpibyogtadbim's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Xuckgenpinhenpibyogtadbim's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight ducks approach from the south.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always treat sheep with great respect.

5. Never eat bark.