Siscebcamyart Pitwaddunsidyikfebbagwee Yarpkikbess is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, capable capybara.

Siscebcamyart Pitwaddunsidyikfebbagwee Yarpkikbess created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Siscebcamyart Pitwaddunsidyikfebbagwee Yarpkikbess, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Siscebcamyart Pitwaddunsidyikfebbagwee Yarpkikbess, he will turn you into a snail.

Siscebcamyart Pitwaddunsidyikfebbagwee Yarpkikbess' most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Siscebcamyart Pitwaddunsidyikfebbagwee Yarpkikbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Hide if four foxes approach from the west.

4. Do not take Siscebcamyart Pitwaddunsidyikfebbagwee Yarpkikbess' name in vain.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.