Fomnannarrenvilsinnur is a god.

He takes the form of a small, boastful crab.

Fomnannarrenvilsinnur created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomnannarrenvilsinnur, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fomnannarrenvilsinnur, he will not care at all.

Fomnannarrenvilsinnur's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Fomnannarrenvilsinnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

4. Fomnannarrenvilsinnur loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

5. Never skip in holy places.