Ontliblin is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, boastful dragon.

Ontliblin created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ontliblin, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ontliblin, he will be very unhappy.

Ontliblin's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Ontliblin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

2. Always obey Ontliblin's priests.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

5. Retreat if three grasshopers approach from the north.