Cisslikgem is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-confident sheep.

Cisslikgem created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cisslikgem, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cisslikgem, it will strike you with lightening.

Cisslikgem's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Cisslikgem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Cisslikgem on top of all buildings.

2. Do not hurt eagles.

3. You must pray to Cisslikgem nine times a day.

4. Never wear brown tights.

5. Never talk about fire.