Godfarndanwadved is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, awesome porpoise.

Godfarndanwadved created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godfarndanwadved, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Godfarndanwadved, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Godfarndanwadved's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Godfarndanwadved's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Erect three carbon sculptures of Godfarndanwadved on top of important buildings.