Vogdogmad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, witty badger.

Vogdogmad created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vogdogmad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vogdogmad, she will strike you with lightening.

Vogdogmad's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Vogdogmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sheep.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vogdogmad.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never wear purple stockings.

5. Never talk about galaxies.