Bagnannibrutgessjat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, strong crane.

Bagnannibrutgessjat created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagnannibrutgessjat, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bagnannibrutgessjat, she will have a low opinion of you.

Bagnannibrutgessjat's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Bagnannibrutgessjat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white snails for they are unholy.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not take Bagnannibrutgessjat's name in vain.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about shrews.