Cincunged Pangtenwee is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, blissful chinchilla.

Cincunged Pangtenwee created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cincunged Pangtenwee, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cincunged Pangtenwee, it will turn you into a mole.

Cincunged Pangtenwee's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Cincunged Pangtenwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt otters.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not kill great tits.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Retreat if six frogs approach from the south.