Dumbestfub is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, generous zebra.

Dumbestfub created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumbestfub, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dumbestfub, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dumbestfub's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Dumbestfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Always treat shrews with great respect.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never wear hats.