Cemgepflan is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, self-assured wyvern.

Cemgepflan created an up quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Cemgepflan, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cemgepflan, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Cemgepflan's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Cemgepflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Erect four lead sculptures of Cemgepflan on top of important buildings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always take life seriously.