Fudsand is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, overgenerous alligator.

Fudsand created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudsand, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fudsand, she will destroy your home planet.

Fudsand's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Fudsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Feed all hungry mites.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.