Dissgattal is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, flying dragon.

Dissgattal created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Dissgattal, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dissgattal, he will not invite you to parties.

Dissgattal's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dissgattal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Put Dissgattal first in all things.

5. Never talk about foxes.