Arndablab is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, loving tapir.

Arndablab created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Arndablab, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Arndablab, he will ignore you.

Arndablab's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Arndablab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

4. Never eat corn.

5. Never eat green fruit.