Cantettinulcin is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, contented bird.

Cantettinulcin created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cantettinulcin, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cantettinulcin, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cantettinulcin's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cantettinulcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Retreat if four grasshopers approach from the west.