Wanguthamcam is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, awe-inspiring parrot.

Wanguthamcam created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanguthamcam, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wanguthamcam, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Wanguthamcam's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Wanguthamcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not speak about limes.

4. You must never eat apples.

5. Wanguthamcam loves swans, so they must be respected.