Geblitdad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, omniscient giraffe.

Geblitdad created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Geblitdad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Geblitdad, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Geblitdad's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Geblitdad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.