Gubhabcebpad is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, unsympathetic
jackal.
Gubhabcebpad created life four years ago.
If you believe in
Gubhabcebpad, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Gubhabcebpad, it will send you a strongly worded letter.
Gubhabcebpad's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Gubhabcebpad's Holy Commandments1. You must love Gubhabcebpad.
2. Do not shave your neck.
3. Do not dye your hair blue.
4. Pray towards the south.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.