Tettifasdav is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, conceited deer.

Tettifasdav created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tettifasdav, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tettifasdav, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Tettifasdav's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Tettifasdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tettifasdav.

3. You must pray to Tettifasdav seven times a day.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.