Hogdanfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional bear.

Hogdanfoss created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogdanfoss, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hogdanfoss, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Hogdanfoss' most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Hogdanfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not wear white clothing.