Tigmapmon is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, prudent wren.

Tigmapmon created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Tigmapmon, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tigmapmon, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Tigmapmon's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Tigmapmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Never wear pink trousers.

3. Always look after injured whales.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Hide if four cats approach from the east.