Babnellbun is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, fussy dingo.

Babnellbun created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babnellbun, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Babnellbun, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Babnellbun's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Babnellbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never wear black stockings.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never play with disobedient children.