Ditgutgonarmmutomin is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, charitable finch.

Ditgutgonarmmutomin created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditgutgonarmmutomin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ditgutgonarmmutomin, she will turn you into a mouse.

Ditgutgonarmmutomin's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Ditgutgonarmmutomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick rats.

2. Turtles are not to be trusted.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Ditgutgonarmmutomin on top of all buildings.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. You must pray to Ditgutgonarmmutomin six times a day.