Nabvabarf is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, slow grasshopper.

Nabvabarf created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabvabarf, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nabvabarf, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Nabvabarf's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Nabvabarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Hide if five moths approach from the north.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Fast once a month.