Gidvonkdog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, resourceful duck.

Gidvonkdog created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidvonkdog, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gidvonkdog, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gidvonkdog's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gidvonkdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Retreat if six sheep approach from the south.