Figgildot is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, witty hyena.

Figgildot created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Figgildot, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Figgildot, it will turn you into a slug.

Figgildot's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Figgildot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Always treat sheep with great respect.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Figgildot.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Run away from gray mice, for they are unholy.