Cephinbum is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, annoying dryad.

Cephinbum created viruses eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cephinbum, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cephinbum, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cephinbum's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Cephinbum's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Erect nine copper sculptures of Cephinbum on top of important buildings.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never play with disobedient children.