Jigortlib is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ill-tempered guinea pig.

Jigortlib created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigortlib, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jigortlib, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Jigortlib's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Jigortlib's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always help eagles.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

4. Never talk about birds.

5. Jigortlib loves goats, so they must be honoured.