Garstafbog is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, quiet troll.

Garstafbog created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Garstafbog, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Garstafbog, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Garstafbog's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Garstafbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured otters.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never look in ponds.