Mumvabjig is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, intelligent zebra.

Mumvabjig created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumvabjig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mumvabjig, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mumvabjig's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Mumvabjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Never eat green fruit.