Kapsigrillarp is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, staggering mole.

Kapsigrillarp created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kapsigrillarp, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kapsigrillarp, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kapsigrillarp's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Kapsigrillarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always help sick eagles.