Janlagbod is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, dishonest ferret.

Janlagbod created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Janlagbod, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Janlagbod, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Janlagbod's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Janlagbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near ants.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always obey Janlagbod's priests.

5. Never pour water over plants.