Cebdidsas is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, witty dog.

Cebdidsas created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebdidsas, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cebdidsas, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cebdidsas' most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cebdidsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Erect three silicon sculptures of Cebdidsas on top of important buildings.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Pray towards the east.