Hivpogfumben is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, conceited dove.

Hivpogfumben created life two years ago.

If you believe in Hivpogfumben, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hivpogfumben, he will turn you into a tree.

Hivpogfumben's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Hivpogfumben's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Retreat if four squirrels approach from the south.

3. Never feed pineapples to voles while wearing fawn boots.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.