Lithitzog is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, witty ant.

Lithitzog created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lithitzog, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lithitzog, it will come to you in dreams.

Lithitzog's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Lithitzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.