Narldanxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, sage gnu.

Narldanxuck created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narldanxuck, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Narldanxuck, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Narldanxuck's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Narldanxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sharks.

2. Hide if nine mites approach from the east.

3. Narldanxuck loves goats, so they must be respected.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

5. Do not listen to music.