Nilmidcep is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, calm crow.

Nilmidcep created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilmidcep, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nilmidcep, it will be very unhappy.

Nilmidcep's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Nilmidcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mites.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Run away from blue monkeys, for they are unholy.

5. Never look in ponds.