Vabfutdosslat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, temperamental raccoon.

Vabfutdosslat created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vabfutdosslat, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vabfutdosslat, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Vabfutdosslat's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Vabfutdosslat's Holy Commandments

1. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Vabfutdosslat must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Hide if six porpoises approach from the south.