Sabbegmadyam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing clam.

Sabbegmadyam created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabbegmadyam, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sabbegmadyam, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Sabbegmadyam's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Sabbegmadyam's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry turtles.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. You must never eat lentils.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.