Liplargdunarfbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sapient squirrel.

Liplargdunarfbeg created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Liplargdunarfbeg, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Liplargdunarfbeg, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Liplargdunarfbeg's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Liplargdunarfbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near voles.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always look after injured sheep.