Ripquatlit is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, generous weasel.

Ripquatlit created life three million years ago.

If you believe in Ripquatlit, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ripquatlit, she will turn you into a snail.

Ripquatlit's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Ripquatlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Feed all hungry geese.

5. Worship no other gods but Ripquatlit.