Dissfliskem is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tranquil fairy.

Dissfliskem created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Dissfliskem, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dissfliskem, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dissfliskem's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Dissfliskem's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Feed all hungry cats.

5. Hide from orange badgers for they are unholy.